Patrick's girlfriend's phone rings
Patrick: Mary, your
cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is
currently summoning your attention
Mary: What ?
Patrick: Your phone is ringing
Mary: I am in the shower
sweety, please answer it for me
Patrick: hello….
CALLER: I want to talk to Mary
Patrick: Your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets
in a universal manner so that I can
derive sense from this dialogue
CALLER: where is Mary?
Patrick : Mary is currently
interacting with a hot shower in
my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow.
She cannot commence dialogue with you as her phone is
not water proof like the one I
own which can receive calls even while i'm submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi.
CALLER: who is this ?
Patrick : do you have air-time of N100,000 and above? Any airtime
below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish
explaining to u who I am via the
phone; as my accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend
me better, visit any bookshop near u and purchase a book titled
"knowing Professor Obahiagbon,
the individual with English PHD's
whose number exceeds the
mythical lives of a
cat"... I authored it when I was minister in the previous
regime
CALLER: Who are you to mary ?
Patrick : I am the individual whom Mary surrenders to her fauna in
absentia of clothing…..
CALLER: come again ?
Patrick : Yes I am the individual who relays copulative
sensations to Mary's pelvic areas
CALLER: Say that again I don't understand?
Patrick : I am the individual
who exposes Mary's lower limbs
to mirror an obtuse angle . I'm Mary's boyfriend,And who are u ?
CALLER: Its Mary's mother!
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